allonsyforever:
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
vurtual:
corp1995 - Glacier Bay, Alaska (by NOAA)
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
frigdeandindy:
astudyinwho:
as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them.
im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life.
oh my god I misread this as “eighty year olds”
jvsminevnnn:
nerdycommunity:
he touched the butt
ruinedchildhood:
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.
